Saturday, February 7, 2015

Funny jokes for rabbits

Hi everybody! I have not written in my blog about a week. Of course, this sloth have their reasons. I went to a new job, and a first week, i do not had a free time. Today, in Saturday, i want write post about jokes for rabbits. I have a hope, that you will like this blog-page.


Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it! 
 
Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? 
A: Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses! 
 
Q: What airline do rabbits use? 
A: British Hare-ways! 
 
Q: What's the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? 
A: One is a fit bunny, and the other's a bit funny! 
 
Q: What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? 
A: Deviled eggs! 
 
Q: What did the rabbit give his girlfriend? 
A: A 14 carrot ring! 
 
Q: What did the rabbits do after their wedding? 
A: They went on their bunnymoon! 
 
Q: What do rabbits put in their computers? 
A: Hoppy disks! 
 
Q: What do you call 99 rabbits stepping backwards? 
A: A receding hare line! 
 
Q: What do you call a happy rabbit? 
A: An Hop-timist. 
 
Q: What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? 
A: A chili dog on a bun! 
 
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot? 
A: It's been nice gnawing at you. 
 
Q: What do you call an operation on a rabbit? 
A: A hare-cut. 
 
Q: Did you hear about the rich rabbit? 
A: He was a millionhare! 
 
Q: Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor? 
A: Rabbit De Niro! 
 
Q: Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? 
A:Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan! 
 
Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? 
A: A hare dryer! 
 
Q: What do you get when you cross an insect and a rabbit? 
A: Bugs Bunny! 
 
Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair? 
A: A hairless hare! 
 
Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken? 
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg! 
 
Q: What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? 
A: A hot cross bunny! 
 
Q: What is a rabbit's favorite dance style? 
A: Hip-Hop! 
 
Q: What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? 
A: Two rabbits on Rollerblades! 
 
Q: What's a rabbit's favorite game? 
A: Hopscotch! 
 
Q: What's the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the 
A: Rabbit Hood. 
 
Q: Where do rabbits work? 
A: At IHOP restaurants! 
 
Q: Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? 
A: Because from a distance they looked like hares! 
 
Q: Why did the bunny build herself a new house? 
A: She was fed up with the hole thing! 
 
Q: Why did the bunny cross the road? 
A: He wanted to prove he could hip hop! 
 
Q: Why did the bunny say to the duck? 
A: You quack me up! 
 
Q: Where do rabbits learn how to fly? 
A: In the hare force! 
 
Q: Why don't rabbits get hot in the summertime? 
A: They have hare conditioning! 
 
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? 
Because he is a party pooper.

Today it all! So long!